ADVENTURES WE HAVE DONE SO FAR =]

Observatory at SUNRISE!

Oscar (the PURE genius) decided he was going to fall asleep and wake up at 4 a.m, but Nikki was smart and stayed up all night. This surprisingly turned out to be the better idea.

So it started with coffee at 4:30 in the middle of the city.

Then we parked at the bottom of griffith park and hiked up to the top!!

and we took a bunch of pictures

IT TRULY WAS BEAUTIFUL!

We sat there and took a ton of pictures and watched the beautiful sunrise!!

Best story of the day:

So we GPS-ed the natural history museum so that we could go to the rose gardens. And it came up as 3rd street Burbank, CA and Oscar says that he remembered 3rd street being near th

e museum so Nikki was like ok whatever lets go to Burbank. So we are following the GPS and the robot voice comes on and says turn left to reach your destination. This is when we turn left, and it was an IKEA! We could not stop laughing. That laugh was seriously needed! IT was HILARIOUS!

Best that's what she said of the day:

"Nikki can i look at your shelf so i can measure it, see how big it is and see where i can fit it....

Oscar and Nikki OUT!

Malibu, home to the rich and famous, playground to Nikki and Oscar...



Benjamin Franklin says "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." So naturally we were ready to go at 9 am. Eager to start our new adventure for the day. We picked up our lovely friend Logan and we were ready for a long drive. Now Malibu is BEAUTIFUL, So we wanted to find the perfect spot, naturally, we found a spot on the street after passing a bagillion beaches along the PCH and with about 50 cars in our way we found a spot in the middle.
All day we had a blast! Swimming, playing volleyball in knee deep water, and tackle football. Logan and Oscar enjoyed tackling Nikki into waves right as they broke in front of her. Good times...

The first highlight of the day had to have been Oscar and his mermaid kite. He had lost the stick for the kite, discouraged, he set out to find a stick on the beach. Yes folks, you guessed right he came back unsuccessful. Now SUPER discouraged he put away his kite saying quietly "goodbye magical mermaid" LOGAN AND NIKKI STARTED CRACKING UP! It was AMAZING!

Ok now to the better part. After the long tiring fun time in the water we were laying out, you know gettin' some sun when Nikki heard her car alarm;


(The conversation)

Nikki "hey guys is my car alarm going off"
Logan "I don't know"

::oscar digging his hole, completely ignoring us::

::Nikki sits up, sees her car getting towed::

Nikki calmly "yup, my car just got towed"


Yes we majorly failed with that. Out of ALLLL the cars they could have towed, ours was first. Yes Lets randomly pick a car, any car, and of course it was Nikki's. That is how her life works. One big fail. The new theory is that when Nikki and Oscar are together, the world is in danger, we believe it will eventually implode.


so we walked for about an hour to the Towing place, yup, oscar told us the complete wrong way and we had to backtrack basically to where we started.

So there was Nikki's car, with her quick wit and extreme good looks, she got out of a lot of trouble and the guy totally hooked it up. We made friends with him and yes my friends that is where our story ends.




Nikki and Oscar OUT!

This past adventure was probably the most EPIC adventure/fail in the history of Nikki and Oscar Adventures! I mean AMAZING is an understatement!

Yes folks! Oscar and Nikki endured in a 20-30 mile hike (we are still unaware of the milage, but we are pretty sure it is no less than 20 miles).

I mean it was MADNESS! PURE MADNESS! The crazy thing is, during the hike, neither of us were phased by the fact we were hiking for 6 hours uphill. And do you know why it didn't phase us? BECAUSE WE ARE SO AWESOME! And you know we are in shape. Don't worry though, we aren't that epic, we were both feeling it the next day =]

If you want the whole story ask either one of us and we will give you the details, but we are afraid that typing will just be waayyy to confusing! So remember...30 mile hike, Observatory, Hollywood Sign, Carole Lombard's burial site, BEAUTIFUL!

Oscar and Nikki OUT!

p.s just a little FYI on the picture, the black line is the hike itself, and the purple line is the trek back to the car! RIDICULOUS!

THIS JUST IN!

THIS JUST IN! It has been a rough day for Oscar,

Michael Jackson died,

Farrah Fawcett died,

annnddd...

he learned what an ENEMA is..

rough day.

Nikki and Oscar OUT!

The Beach Trip

So we want to start off by saying, There is never an adventure with Oscar and Nikki that does not scream FAIL! Just remember that when we reminisce about this particular day...

Nikki had a lunch date with her beloved Kelly Elise Monnette that afternoon, a

nd of course post lunch date, Nikki and Kelly went to see Oscar's puppies "slash" the loves of his life, Einstein and Coco. This is when we took off to our first beach trip of the su

mmer. We got there and immediately decided we were going to dig a ginormous (yes ginormous) hole. We started off with just our hands, and common sense would tell us that idea is not the best, so we bought two amazing, legit shovels. Now, fail number 1, Oscar and Nikki, with the help of the amazing Mandee, Angel and Samar had dug a super amazing hole. We were indeed inside of the hole digging when 5 "police" cars surround us around the hole, when i say cars i mean wannabe quads and lifeguard trucks. Now we are laughing just thinking about it, but you can imagine the look on Oscar and Nikki's faces. The police kindly told us (in Nikki's imitation of a man voice) "hey you need to fill up this hole, it's too big". So they left and Mandee got a big HAHA out of it, and we immediately got the genius idea of "hey if we have to fill the hole, we might as well bury Oscar". It was amazing!

Here comes fail number 2...After the filling of the hole and the burying

of Oscar, The two genius' (Oscar and Nikki) went to go swimmy and of course Oscar had to get all the sand out of his ass crack. This is when we decided to swim really deep into the water. Having a jolly good time, all the sudden it looks like we are in an episode of baywatch looking up from the water, we see a young hot nice looking Mr. Lifeguard coming to save us. He approaches the two of us. And Nikki waves like a doofus and says "HI!"

(the full conversation)

Nikki "HI!"

Lifeguard "Are you aware you are in a riptide?!"

Oscar "We are?"

The lifeguard tosses his life saving device at us

Nikki "Do we have to go?"

Lifeguard "Yes, you are in a riptide!"

Oscar "well that explains why I wasn't moving"

So Nikki and Oscar grabbed on to the lifesaving device and got pulled to shore, when we approached the shore, It was definitely a walk of shame as all the fellow beach goers stared at us. Yes folks we almost died laughing. It was a FAIL!

Nikki and Oscar OUT!

Our first ADVENTURE! pachhaa

It was a normal average day for Oscar and Nikki; Starbucks, Bewitched, Hollywood Blvd, Vaginas, you know, the usual. Nikki was in search for Lucille Ball, And when we say Lucille Ball, we mean her star on the Walk of Fame. Don't worry, we will explain the vagina in a little, it is indeed the highlight of the story. To get back on track, Connie was there as well and of course that made it a whole lot more fun =]. We finished up some unfinished business and headed out to hollywood. Of course, we had a blast in the car, like always, but by the time we got to "le Hollywood" Oscar,Connie and Nikki were STARVING! So naturally we stopped and got food, much to our surprise we look out the window and there it is, a big ol' butt staring at us. Seriously, at this point not one of us could tell if "it" was a guy or a girl, but then (this is the goodpart), "it" turns around and PAZAM! a vagina. Yes ladies and gentlemen, "it" was indeed a woman. Now this leads us to our next point. This woman happened to have a fro, and i know what you're thinking, but this fro happened to be down south, if you know what i mean...So the big question is...does the carpet really match the drapes? In this case, indeed it does. And we would also like to point out the failure of the day, of course out of everybody on the street or eating in the restaurant, the wonderful naked lady had to come up to us and press her pubeys up to the window right in front of us. the cherry on top of a glorious view.

Nikki and Oscar out.