THIS JUST IN!

THIS JUST IN! It has been a rough day for Oscar,

Michael Jackson died,

Farrah Fawcett died,

annnddd...

he learned what an ENEMA is..

rough day.

Nikki and Oscar OUT!

The Beach Trip

So we want to start off by saying, There is never an adventure with Oscar and Nikki that does not scream FAIL! Just remember that when we reminisce about this particular day...

Nikki had a lunch date with her beloved Kelly Elise Monnette that afternoon, a

nd of course post lunch date, Nikki and Kelly went to see Oscar's puppies "slash" the loves of his life, Einstein and Coco. This is when we took off to our first beach trip of the su

mmer. We got there and immediately decided we were going to dig a ginormous (yes ginormous) hole. We started off with just our hands, and common sense would tell us that idea is not the best, so we bought two amazing, legit shovels. Now, fail number 1, Oscar and Nikki, with the help of the amazing Mandee, Angel and Samar had dug a super amazing hole. We were indeed inside of the hole digging when 5 "police" cars surround us around the hole, when i say cars i mean wannabe quads and lifeguard trucks. Now we are laughing just thinking about it, but you can imagine the look on Oscar and Nikki's faces. The police kindly told us (in Nikki's imitation of a man voice) "hey you need to fill up this hole, it's too big". So they left and Mandee got a big HAHA out of it, and we immediately got the genius idea of "hey if we have to fill the hole, we might as well bury Oscar". It was amazing!

Here comes fail number 2...After the filling of the hole and the burying

of Oscar, The two genius' (Oscar and Nikki) went to go swimmy and of course Oscar had to get all the sand out of his ass crack. This is when we decided to swim really deep into the water. Having a jolly good time, all the sudden it looks like we are in an episode of baywatch looking up from the water, we see a young hot nice looking Mr. Lifeguard coming to save us. He approaches the two of us. And Nikki waves like a doofus and says "HI!"

(the full conversation)

Nikki "HI!"

Lifeguard "Are you aware you are in a riptide?!"

Oscar "We are?"

The lifeguard tosses his life saving device at us

Nikki "Do we have to go?"

Lifeguard "Yes, you are in a riptide!"

Oscar "well that explains why I wasn't moving"

So Nikki and Oscar grabbed on to the lifesaving device and got pulled to shore, when we approached the shore, It was definitely a walk of shame as all the fellow beach goers stared at us. Yes folks we almost died laughing. It was a FAIL!

Nikki and Oscar OUT!

Our first ADVENTURE! pachhaa

It was a normal average day for Oscar and Nikki; Starbucks, Bewitched, Hollywood Blvd, Vaginas, you know, the usual. Nikki was in search for Lucille Ball, And when we say Lucille Ball, we mean her star on the Walk of Fame. Don't worry, we will explain the vagina in a little, it is indeed the highlight of the story. To get back on track, Connie was there as well and of course that made it a whole lot more fun =]. We finished up some unfinished business and headed out to hollywood. Of course, we had a blast in the car, like always, but by the time we got to "le Hollywood" Oscar,Connie and Nikki were STARVING! So naturally we stopped and got food, much to our surprise we look out the window and there it is, a big ol' butt staring at us. Seriously, at this point not one of us could tell if "it" was a guy or a girl, but then (this is the goodpart), "it" turns around and PAZAM! a vagina. Yes ladies and gentlemen, "it" was indeed a woman. Now this leads us to our next point. This woman happened to have a fro, and i know what you're thinking, but this fro happened to be down south, if you know what i mean...So the big question is...does the carpet really match the drapes? In this case, indeed it does. And we would also like to point out the failure of the day, of course out of everybody on the street or eating in the restaurant, the wonderful naked lady had to come up to us and press her pubeys up to the window right in front of us. the cherry on top of a glorious view.

Nikki and Oscar out.